if smiling raver chubby girls with fragrant barretted blond curls won't lead you to stray...
  you got the job!
  if you don't mind cigarette smoke or my addiction to diet coke and sex night and day...
  you got the job!
  if you promise not to make me cry and never ever tell a lie when i'm on the road...
  you got the job!
  if you love me just for who i am i'll love you back forever and baby i'm sold...
  you got the job!