Mister Shylock was stingy
   I was miserly too.
   I was more selfish
   And crabby than a shellfish.
   Oh, dear, it's queer
   What love can do!
   I'd give all my possessions
   For you
   I've got five dollars
   I'm in good conditions
   And I've got ambition
   That belongs to you.
   Six shirts and collars
   Debts beyond endurance
   On my life insurance
   That belongs to you!
   I've got a heart
   That must be spurtin'!
   Just be certain
   I'll be true
   Take my five dollars!
   Take my shirt and collars!
   Take my heart and hollers!
   "Ev'rything I've got belongs to you!"
   I've got five dollars
   Eighty-five relations
   Two lace combinations
   They belongs to you!
   Two coats with collars
   Ma and Grandma wore'em
   All the moths adore 'em
   They belongs to you!
   I've got two lips
   That care for mating
   Therefore waiting
   Will not do!
   Take my five dollars!
   Take my shirt and collars!
   Take my heart and hollers!
   "Ev'rything I've got belongs to you!"