You're a mattress - you're a bees nest
   You are heroin in an armored vest
   You're a plane crash - you are white trash
   You're a rubber arrow through my chest
   So why oh why am I still in love with you?
  
   You're a cartoon - you're a bastard moon
   You're the feathered throat that brought Rome to ruin
   You're a sunburn - you are milk turned
   You were Sunday - schooled, but you never learned
   So why oh why am I still in love with you?
  
   And we danced to the sounds of Taj Mahal
   And then the alarm clock rang and shook me from the ball
  
   You're a used car - you're a porn star
   You're a drunken sailor's wet cigar
   So why oh why am I still in love with you?
  
   You're an earthquake - you're a toothache
   You're an angry nurse on a coffee break
   So why oh why am I still in love with you?
   Why oh why am I still in love with you? Why?