Cracks in the pavement, cracks in the road, cracks in the ceiling
   where the bathtub overflowed, overflowed.
   Holes in the gutters, holes in the slate, holes in the carpet but I won't evacuate.
   I love this house, it's where I?ll stay, eat and sleep the night and day.
   I love this house, it's where I?ll be, for you to spend some time with me, I love this house.
  
   Damp in the basement, damp in the hall, damp in the living room
   that's climbing up the wall, up the wall.
   Rust in the drainpipe, rust in the spout, rust in the radiators still won't get me out.
   I love this house, it's where I?ll stay, eat and sleep the night and day.
   I love this house, it's where I?ll be, for you to spend some time with me, I love this house.
  
   Hot in the summer, rattling windows, teeth and knees,
   perfect place for cat and mouse, but I never mind, I love this house.
   Cracks in the pavement, cracks in the road, cracks in the ceiling where the bathtub overflows.
   Holes in the gutters, holes in the slate, holes in the carpet but I won't evacuate.
   I love this house, it's where I?ll stay, eat and sleep the night and day.
   I love this house, it's where I?ll be, for you to spend some time with me, I love this house.