We told you so
  We told you dear
  You didn't have
  To come here
  
  The human life
  Is full of quirks
  We can't work it out
  Nothing works
  
  It's a lemon
  This mechanic
  Live, love, suffer
  Die and panic
  
  It lives, it loves
  Suffers and dies
  It eats cow's meat
  And apple pies
  
  Dumb, dumb, dumb
  And full of fear
  Anxiety and strife..
  This is the human life!
  
  ...We have many duties still
  Much gold and silver light to spill
  On anxious boys and frightened girls like you...