Me and my guitar
  Always in the same mood
  I am mostly flesh and bones
  And he is mostly wood
  Never does grow impatient
  For the changes I don't know, no
  If he can't go to heaven
  Maybe, I don't want to go, Lord
  
  Picture me in the key of E
  Call me Uncle John
  Any fool can easily see
  That we go back a long time
  Feel something like fine to me
  There's no such thing as the wrong time
  He hops up on my knee
  Singing, get down pops
  It's song time
  
  Every now and then I'm a lonely man
  It's nice to know that I've got a friend
  Puts his power right in my hand
  All l've got to do is the best I can
  If I can
  Got a dog named David
  Got a bird named Dinah
  Got a birthmark on my thigh
  In the shape of Mainland China
  Got a somewhat southern accent
  'Cause I come from Carolina
  And if you want to find us
  We'll be walking right behind you
  
  I hear horns
  I hear voices
  I hear strings
  Seems I was born
  With too many choices
  Now what am I going to do
  With all these extra things
  As they serve to confuse me, really
  
  It's me and my guitar
  Essentially me and my guitar
  Oh maybe a few friends fall by for tea
  A little bit of who do you love
  But pay no attention
  To the man behind the curtain
  It's me and my guitar
  Having fun, boogie, woogie, uh-huh
  Me and my guitar