Goin' home, late last night
  Suddenly I got a fright
  Yeah I looked throught the window and surprised what I saw
  Fairy boots were dancin' with a dwarf, all right now!
  
  Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
  yeah I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies
  Yeah Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
  I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes, well all right now!
  
  So I went to the doctor, see what he could give me
  he said "Son, son, you've gone too far.
  'cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do."