I can't help my feelings, I'll go out of my mind
  These players come to get me 'cause they'd like my behind
  I can't love my business if I can't get a trick
  Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids
    Oh, come on and kick me
  Oh, come on and kick me
  Come on and kick me
  You've got your problems
  I've got my ass wide
  You've got your big G's
  I've got my hash pipe
    I can't help my boogies they get out of control
  I know that you don't care but I want you to know
  The knee-stocking flavor is a favorite treat
  Of men that don't bother with the taste of a teat
    Oh, come on and kick me
  Oh, come on and kick me
  Come on and kick me
  You've got your problems
  I've got my ass wide
  You've got your big G's
  I've got my hash pipe
  I've got my hash pipe
    Oh, come on and kick me
  Oh, come on and kick me
  Come on and kick me
  You've got your problems
  I've got my eye swipe
  You've got your big G's
  I've got my hash pipe
  I've got my hash pipe
    I've got my hash pipe
  I've got my hash pipe