I'm doc, doc, doctor Dick
  And when you're feeling sick
  Babe, I know a trick
  It's sex, and it's sex, you'll be feelin' alright
  Hey, let's have sex together and forever tonight
  I'm your doc, doc, doctor doctor Dick
  And I gonna heal you with my fabulous stick
  So, undress, please, undress, but don't be a sleeper
  I will touch you, I will touch you, ddddeeper
  Come on, please help me, doctor Dick
  I need your love, I feel so sick
  I need a kick and you're so big
  Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper
  Help me, doctor Dick
  My fever's rising, please come quick
  I know you know a little trick
  Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper
  Come on, help me, doctor Dick
  Come on, doctor, help me quick
  Dddddeeper
  Come on, help me, doctor Dick
  Come on, doctor, help me quick
  Dddddeeper
  I'm doc, doc, doctor Dick
  Oh, baby, I can heal your nervous tick
  So lay down, hey, lay down
  I will check what is wrong
  So, gather thrill technical, it moves you along
  I'm your doc, doc, doctor doctor Dick
  I can make you feel good
  And you can make me big
  And for sure, got a cure
  Cause you're not a peeper
  I will touch you, I will touch you, dddeeper
  [chorus]