I'm Darby Crash
  A social blast
  Chaotic master
  I'm Darby Crash
  Your meccas gash
  Prophetic stature
    I'm Darby Crash
  A one way match
  Demonic flasher
    Deep, deep, deep, in my eyes
  There's a round, round, round,
  circle of lives
    It's a tame, tame, tame sort of world
  Where you're caught, bought,
  taught, as it twirls...
    I'm Darby Crash
  A social blast
  Chaotic master
    Snap, crackle, pop
  Snap, crackle, pop
  Snap, crackle, pop-in here
    Snap, crackle, pop
  Snap, crackle, pop
  Snap, crackle, pop-out there