I call you every hour on the telephone
  I work my fingers right down to the bone
  I even got you a chihuahua so you wouldn`t be alone
  Got you you a trailer 'bout the size of Maine
  Bought a mile of interstate in your name
    I`ve given you everything
  Baby what do you want from me!
    I burned all my porno - 'cause you were PMS'n
  You say it offends you - All that talking it never ends
  Disconnected my X-Box and ditched all my friends
  So you can go to the opera.
  Dumped all my girlfriends - Even the dirty ones
  You think they annoy you - they wanna destroy you
  I`m givin` you everything
  Baby what do you want from me!
    Got you a picture you can put in a frame
  Wearing a suit all check and lame
  I even signed it at the bottom so you`d 'member my name
  Took you to Target for your birthday meal
  Got you an autographed buns of steel
  So what a deal!
  I`m givin` you everything
  Baby what do you want from me!
    I burned all my porno - 'cause you were PMS'n
  You say it offends you - All that talking it never ends
  Disconnected my X-Box and ditched all my friends
  So you can go to the opera.
  Dumped all my girlfriends - even the dirty ones
  You say they annoy you - they wanna destroy you
  I`m givin` you everything
  Baby what do you want from me!
      I give you everything
  Zirconium diamond rings
  I Gotcha LoJack for your pontiac
  And some decals on your finger nails
  And a a bass master, a Singing trout
  And a TV and a CD
  And a DVD from QVC
  And baby what ya think of me!
    Burned all my porno
  You say it offends you
  Disconnected my X-Box
  Baby what do you want from me!
  What do you want from me!
  What do you want from me!