he phones to yak and wack wack wack, this irritating boy.
  step on a crack to break his back, for he brings to me no joy.
  he speaks too long i reply in tongues
  he doesn't understand.
  can he not see i must be free, for me he's not the man?
  dissatisfied, i hear his lies and reply candidly,
  "please, rock star man, change all your plans, and please stop phoning me!"